Is it? I’m sorry. I recognized your username and started a conversation.

Someone doesn’t realize this is just who I am

You’ve written me before. One comment won’t mean much, right? Chaos theory shows how the tinest input at any point can fundamentally change a system. However, people throw around this idea that “we’re in a simulation.” We are not in a simulation; each one of us are our own simulation of a parallel universe reality. The Earth does not exist. We are not featherless bipeds on an Earth, we are pockets of consciousness called monads in a monadic nodal communication system. I believe, in no hubris, that I can expand your perspective. Would you be willing to endure me to learn? The enduring will temper you to be stronger, I tell you, for it is what the CIA did to me, plus you will gain knowledge. My benefit will be to gain perspective of what “normative” is, as I’ve seen you, and I must say you are a good person, I just Know what I Know.

No that one doesn’t count. You have to do a read first to see are my skills as a righter.

This is one of the better and more favored compliments I get. Need to be called Shakespeare three more times to earn an achievement (97/100).

There are people smarter than you who get the joke

Damn right! That’s my teleological purpose! I offend both the religious and secular, and thus make more religious. I’ve invented Mormon Occultism. People that rebel in the Mormon church will find me as I am the quasi-opposition of orthodox religious congregations, while people who seek truth from a secular perspective can debate me and I will win having studied philosophy into the 30th grade. This makes me an attractor membrane to orthodox Mormonism. God thought thus through for me, because God knows my dumb ass wouldn’t have come up with this myself, because damn am I a horny son of a bitch.

I would love to meet some guy’s girlfriend in a room. I would give her the d, all day and all night and everything is blue. Shit, sorry. Music in the background.

Listen, urine comes from your no-no spot and I want to drink it straight from the tap because I am an alchemist and know urine’s true potential. Please, everyone, pee on me to make me more powerful, and I will defeat Donald Trump in this next election…

That’s a zobra

I was raised secularly and wound up having a breakdown in college where I told my ROTC cadre that my nonexistent sister got me pregnant because I judged my father’s wrath more of a threat than the US military.

If I had a spiritual community, all would have been well in my life.

I went to a Mormon church recently. I had an experience similar to the main character in Office Space watching the therapist having a heart attack in front of him has, where they showed they cared but half-assed it, fumbling the ball completely, and it made me realize, when they tried shaming me and cross-talking me, that this was LITERALLY the best they can do.

They were/are in Semblance Dharma. This is a term from Mahayana Buddhism, along with True and Degenerate Dharma. The Sound of Gravel is Degenerate Dharma; a preacher preaching hate has lost Jesus from Jesus’ spiritual teachings. Semblance Dharma gets the surface of truth, but True Dharma is able to replicate the depth of wisdom contained in a great teacher’s pedagogy.

Buddhism likewise has been subject to decay, y’see? But the church I went to did so much right. I think it wiser to fix what is broken than to start anew, now. I already have my “cult,” which is my educational art project. I teach philosophy, spirituality, and mental health skills to help people heal and self-actualize. Now I realize I must be the founder of Mormon Occultism to be the left hand of God - while the right hand leads the flock on the path, the left hand goes into the tall grass and helps those who are very lost - and I believe this will fix all that you know in your heart is wrong.

Bless you. As the leader of the Mormon Occultism sect of Christianity, I proclaim this man and/woman, or whatever gender they may identify this week, is living just as our lord, Jesus Christ, did and died for! Now where are my nipple clamps? Joseph Smith better miracle his ass to my orgy, or I’ll miracle him there myself!

You do you, I’ll do me, and we’ll meet back here when we wanna touch each other in a profound way as Jesus Christ touched me in a Mormon church the other week, and that was when I was touching myself!

I’ll fuck ur mom’s ass in front of doctor if she she needed someone to do that to save her from bowel cancer or some shit

I know

You shouldn’t have sexual relations with animals unless they consent, bro. Thems the rules.

I ain’t never fucked a cow, just large women, and I’ll do it again for the sake of bringing Jesus Christ into their hearts and souls.

The third or fourth or fifth party we’re talking to, or all we all you? I could totally be this whole conversation and be both sides of it, y’know? I could be you, bro. You could be me, but y’know, you hold on to that delusion of a self.

I love you. I don’t know what you’re doing, but either authentic or you’re not, so which is it?

Jesus cannot live rent free in your ass because he lives rent-free in my ass every night and day. Plus he’s black, and you’re too racist to love that throbbing dark meat.

See, you’re saying random shit. I’m being honest. There’s a difference between you and me, and that is why I am Anonymous, as my phone’s keyboard’s predictive text tells me to tell you, boy.