This article has the same approach to word count as a high schooler writing a paper.

Currently using a FP4 with success. Using Ting/T-Mobile for service.

Kitty did not provide PPE for his humans. :(

This fool doesn’t realize lighthousesare diurnal!

The “tastes like chicken” jokes write themselves!

Diogenes has entered the chat.

It’d probably work faster and more reliably if the worker must answered the question directly.

The FP4 (sold by Murena in the US) has a decent spread of bands, and works pretty well. Feel free to PM me if you want more detail.

“Enshittification”

Anyone concerned about this should look into Stashbox.

Both a “wireless” (battery-powered), and wired version exist. The wired version is unsurprisingly the original design.

The Hitachi Magic Wand is one of the most well known vibrators out there. And it’s powered straight from mains voltage.