Right? How about this: I’ll keep the swearing to a minimum if you remove all the religious bobbles from your desk and stop talking about God. You don’t have a monopoly on being offended, and respect goes both ways.

Flint, Michigan has some questions…

Ooohhh… I am a sucker for umlauts…

The crumbs fall down, I pick them up again!

It’s integrated into the base of the toaster.

The toaster has a motion sensor. When there’s been a toasting, it waits for a set amount of time of motionlessness before Crumba gets going.

Also schedulable through the app, of course.

Crumb-ba.

Great! Now that you’ve said that, republicans are going to try to outlaw transistors. Or, at the very least, round them up and try to “fix” them into basic resistors.

“I wanna drink some milk, but it’s so flimmin-flammin hard to open.”

Looking around like “yo! Is anyone else seeing this!?”

I’m gonna go ahead and believe you this time, but I’ve been told size doesn’t matter a few times before…

“Monetization Director at Ubistft”

Get fucked, dickbag!

So it’s a perfect representation of government.

It’s so thoughtful of them to disconnect from the government so fully and then send out letters ensuring they are put on every watch list we have.

Pretty sure most of the country saw that as “old man yells about what ‘the people on the TV’ are saying”.

Current AI is a glorified predictive text keyboard.

It’s probably because of that one time Nixon had Cosby over for a sleepover.

We’ll… it wasn’t planned as a sleepover…

That’s not just your country. That’s organized religion in every country.

At first I thought you said it will need juggling. I thought that would be perfect for mocking god.

“Kids meals available”

What’s not to enjoy? We have our own beautiful rainforest within a couple hours of ocean beaches or a couple hours of snowboarding or a couple hours of sand dunes or a couple hours of river rafting or …