Sarcasmo

Trying to catch up…

Viking Skol Cat

Back the blue screen.

Is this Plastic Cat or Elongated Cat? I always get them confused.

See if you can vacuum up an odor neutralizing bug. It should work.

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Yes. Now there’s just a void.

Such a cute squirrel. Why did your sister shoot it?

It’s better to be taught than trained.

I like how you put it where (you thought) nobody would look.

Absolutely so you should have plenty of sodas and salty snacks available before you begin.

Elves has left the building.

Imagine how different our doors would be if we were two feet tall and six feet wide. Try not to imagine twerking.

Looks like he’s going to “arrive” soon.

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Too good. No way that’s not already taken.

But you’ll be hungry again in half an hour.

Probably because these have been known to blast off before reaching ignition. I give them a T-minus on this deal.

This is how I imagine Ben Franklin’s condo.

Turdus is looking disgruntled.