"Hold still, please. " he croaks as he hole punches the forehead.

It’s coming for you… I’ve already bought it and played it all the way through on pc, switch, and android

Asimina triloba, aka Pawpaws. The hill-billy banana!

I stay away from “Full stack” dev roles. Keeping a UI current with all their demands and so many dependency updates is a full time job on its own. Then on top of that I need to implement back end systems and stay on top of security? Hire two people you cheap bastards!

Ayyyyy, you!

There’s a difference between dead and non-living though. Dead implies it was alive previously

The third thing would be “inanimate”

If your choices are between working one specific job or starving then you owe it to yourself and your family to improve your marketable skills or value

Just sounds like someone with a diet of mostly sugar/carbs

I remember seeing threads like “What was the best purchase that you made for under 100” or some variation every once in a while. I’m sure those got corpo eyes real interested if they weren’t advertising in them already.

“Zoom in, there’s a period: Don’t. Be evil.”

I’ve been thinking about getting a newer phone than my S9 but I don’t see a compelling reason to get a 24 over a 23

Bear in mind those are death counts. The variants have become less deadly but that doesn’t mean they’re harmless