Male bear or female bear? My decision could be different…
Holy shit. That’s mildly terrifying…
So will the bowling ball gravitationally attract the earth to itself there by reach the earth an infinitesimally small amount?
I wouldn’t mind the chance to occasionally go back in the past and talk to long lost loved ones, let them know I miss them and that everything’s alright.
Even if it was just limited to a time bubble and nothing I did in the past would change the present or future.
I hear coconut is a real treat
Oh Captain, my Captain!
Child: We’ll see who has the last laugh when you put you in the nursing home 10 years early.
Excuse me! Dr Pepper should be an absolute top left corner candidate.
This is absolutely it. The C-suite and senior management are made up of sharp people. They absolutely know this will trigger an exodus and a large bag of fire-able workers. They don’t care that they’re likely to lose a bunch of talented, hardworking staff. Its all been accounted for. At worst the results of a mass exodus will only impact their bottom line in a few years. They just need this years numbers to look good and line to go up.
95% Alcohol(any kind, ethanol, isopropyl, methanol) is a cheap, highly effective, contact killer. Spray any bug with it and it will die. Either the alcohol kills it from the toxicity or from dehydration because the alcohol cleaned off its protective wax surface.
Spent all his evolution points on superfluous eyes that don’t serve a purpose instead of points on intelligence.
What are bicep eyeballs supposed to do other than give you a massive case of motion sickness?
Minox allowed me to enter the awkward phase.
One day I’ll grow through it.
A déjà vu is usually a glitch in the Matrix. It happens when they change something.
That is one hardy mofo.
Before any sort of colonoscopy, they give you a days worth of liquid laxatives that you need to drink and you will spend the better part of the day before your procedure shitting what feels like a grown man worth of shit.
Only then will the colon look as clean as it does in the picture.
That damn bug survived all that. Either that or he climbed in a nice clean colon after all the shit was evacuated.
And cheese my cows. They could launch cows as well.
Yes technically almost every number is divisible by another in some way and you’re left with a remainder that spans plenty of decimal places.
But common parlance when something is said to be divisible is that the end results is a round number…