Thanks for clearing that up! Hilarious it is!

Can’t tell if it’s satire or not, so I’m vascilating between hilarious and terrifying. Hilarifying, if you will. Terrarious if you’re adventurous.

Assuming it’s just a typo because the legit one is https://1337x.to/

Someone just pasted the same URL twice instead of the incorrect and correct urls.

Yep. Mutually Assured Destruction.

Some countries will use the threat of nuclear war to get what they want. But what they want often involves still being alive afterwards. Putin, like the rest of the leaders of countries with nuclear arms, knows that a nuclear strike demands a nuclear response. There is no other option and unfortunately the whole world suffers as a result.

Movie and video game journalism has gotten so fucking lazy, they just refer to things by other things they’re similar to.

“Check out this new souls-like game” or “new game combines Dave the Diver with Stardew Valley.”

It’s super annoying if you’re not familiar with whatever they’re referencing.

And every hardware manufacturer’s attempt at a mobile gaming device is immediately called a Steam Deck competitor.

It’s lazy journalism.

Ok, but don’t be so enthusiastic about it next time.

Lol got em!

It’s only polite

It’s meant to be absurd. Buried in the absurdity is a grain of truth.

The problem is, neither the arts nor home economics are valued in the education sphere and we don’t base education policies on science.

As an example, an elementary music teacher I know said “in a school year I will have seen each child for 24 hours. That’s not enough time to reach them some music theory or how to play an instrument.”

Cheers!

Thank you for the correction!

It really wasn’t pleasant, lol. I can’t recommend the cauterizing either.

You have a fair point there.

Since in OPs hypothetical they specified the Jan 9 date and that Biden had been elected, I misspoke.

I’ll just file that under “things I never wanted to know.”

The closest I can relate is having a vasectomy but even then the pain is in the recovery.

Neither have been elected yet. The Democrat and Republican parties would both nominate new candidates for president and then people would vote on them.

If you’re talking about after they’ve been elected then the vice president takes over as president, followed by the speaker of the house if the vice president is incapacitated.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_line_of_succession#:~:text=The order of succession specifies,of the Senate%2C and then

Idk how the person never has never heard of it before. It’s not like Netflix are subtle about promoting their original series.

And that’s the story of Unity3d.

Enshitification

Spot on. Forbes articles are pure clickbait without any substance.

If you see Elon Musk please explain this to him.

I’m an idiot, and I still don’t think I could dumb it down to his level.

Ah! Thank you for the explanation. That makes much more sense now.