Target practice for all those hamster-dicked macho men in their giant ass trucks which they don’t even use as trucks.

The third season of Forever Knight completely ruined the show.

Leaving what Santa really wants.

Neither Santa nor Rudolph knows she’s getting a little strange with Hermie.

Woke fake news! Real Americans know Gawd ‘n’ Jeezus made the universe as-is, 6000 years ago, and all humanity came from two white people!

I think you’ve got a cat.

The administration will say it’s “fake News,” and the media will agree.

“Welcome to Chez Leopard. For your culinary delight, Chef has prepared a filet of MAGA face, reverse seared in a Medoc sauce Bordelaise. Bon Appétit!”

The US very soon:

“The hour’s top story, Dear Leader has blessed the nation with things. That’s the news, now SPORTS!”

Look! The wealth! IT’S TRICKLING DOWN!

At least they owned the libs bigly.

They yearn for the coal mines.

Ebbie

Just for its sheer badosity, a 1950s movie made in Mexico, just called Santa Claus. Santa vs. the devil, I shit you not.

I’m retiring next week from a union job with a community college. Insane benefits, pension, no overtime. Some eager 20something would be set for life. But, it tends to be older workers who see the value of such a position.

It’s Oracle. They have attractive little salesgirls who target faculty, telling them they can have this “awesome” website without techies. What they don’t tell them is, any new feature has to be done by them, and it costs. With Drupal, someone asks me for a feature, I can set it up for them in a few days.

🎵 There may be many more yet But they haven’t been discovered 🎶

The Republican shithole burb I live in is determined to bulldoze what little open space remains, and stack more apartments on top of overpriced apartments. No improvements of course. I have to slog 4 miles to the nearest shopping, and if I had to take the bus? A simple errand could run four hours.

And that Moo Slam al-jabr, also too!

After I retire, the college website will be switched from Drupal, which uses MySQL in a civilized fashion, to Modern Campus, which uses Excel. I don’t envy the person who will take over from me.

The other day was my retirement party. We went to a local Chinese place, and while all the others were getting the touristy stuff, sweet sour and mu shu, I said “smoked bean pork.” The waiter looked at me like I was from Alpha Centauri, like “what’s an old white guy doing ordering the good stuff?”