Java would like to hog the couch

When making even the slightest expression online treat it like you were working in a sewer running through an insane asylum connected to a prison.

Just make sure you are under 100 lbs and have no baggage.

So if you crack your head jumping out you are still awake enough to pull the cord, plus if you land hard you don’t smash your head on a rock.

The super high altitude jumpers had altitude devices that would automatically deploy their chutes in the event that their air supplies failed and they passed out.

I was watching one air accident documentary where the plane dropped so hard that people who were unbuckled were launched into the ceiling and people found their phones and laptops in the back of the plane.

As a compromise I say the grade should go to the AI software and the kid gets an incomplete.

This is one reason why people don’t want to be teachers and why education is going down the toilet. Entitled parents who run to lawyers in our hyperlitigious society every time their spawn is slightly inconvenienced.

It is how you protected yourself from nuclear blasts since it was the cold war and all.

I don’t have kids so can I have other stuff that might be bad for them around my house?

Because we need to repeal the 2nd amendment

If miniblinds had been around in the 1700s they would’ve been enshrined in the constitution also

So basically it is more what twitter was really worth anyway

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Those compensation requirements would basically make it financially impossible to have someone on-call or they’d just have to hire people for those hours and say they are normal working hours.

How would you force someone to take time off?

Streaming in general is approaching the old cable prices. Once you’ve subscribed to the fractured marketplace to find the shows you want you are spending far more than you expected.

It is always weird to hear fans refer to what happened in a game as “we”

I’m no fan of Hezbollah but how is this different than spreading land mines? Even if you kill civilians in an air strike at least you can claim there were enemy combatants there. Here it is just “Eh, we’ll just kill people at random and see what happens.”

During ww2 the alternative was hunger

We’re always trying to optimize and reduce loss/waste. Being able to have food sit on shelves for months without oxidizing or rotting has been a huge improvement in terms of food loss but it requires these biounavailable materials. If we use compostable materials for packaging then the clock starts ticking on them and storage facilities need to maintain stricter standards (i.e. keep humidity down).

The medical aspect is a big issue. You see what is consumed in an ER and surgery and then multiply that by a million/day and you wonder how much of this trash is being produced. Lawsuits over every little medical issue don’t help reduce this. Fishing industry waste is another big issue for the oceans.

Part of me thinks we’d be better off just burning most of it at this point. Maybe work on bacteria that can break down the plastics in specific environments like seawater.