Rawr! I’m a dragon! Fear me!
Or don’t. That works too.
I’m Sour of the Noodle Council®. I’m here to just dragon it up and be a dragon, and to observe your interactions with my dragoniness to report my findings back to the Noodle Council®
Satire. I’m not actually a dragon nor am I sending information to a fictional council of zylants that secretly rule the pasta underworld.
Also my human persona does occasionally bleed through the cracks. Don’t mind her. Just throw a bar of chocolate and some weed into the void. She’ll chase after them.
If it’s a drive by, you’d stop circling around to continue commenting. You’d get notifications that folks have responded, but you’d just continue driving past and not reply further.
This isn’t a drive by, this is a cul-de-sac that you keep driving around in circles instead of just leaving. A cul-de-sac that you actively made the decision to pull into when you could’ve just kept driving.
“Where are you?”
“Right behind you.…”
My grandfather became a hollow dragon to protect a particular rock formation, so if I ever heard his voice saying that while I’m anywhere but that cave I’ll jump outta my scales with a frightened yeep! I love him though.
And it’s ready to kick your ass, so best hope the sharks by your side can fight
I wonder if it was a drag queen? Peaks inside Not a drag queen
Oh, uh, wow. I did not know that.
I did. I appreciate you looking out for us, Crow-friend 🐦⬛
Encore! Encore! 👏🐲
It’s a reference to a fan dubbed Yu-Gi-Oh series on Youtube called Yu-Gi-Oh: The Abridged Series (YGOTAS). It’s funny af, and if I can find a link to the exact scene I’m referring to, I’ll post it.
Stoner problems
Edit: just noticed this was posted to adhd and find that equally relatable
YGOTAS-Bakura voice: What is that you’re speaking? Polish?
Aren’t the criminals the one’s putting up the cameras? The heroes are actually the ones taking them down.
Trans or cis?
This is relevant to the question at hand in absolutely zero way.
She’s judging my bard who can’t sing, can’t dance, can’t play any instrument, and sucks at public speaking
Then he starts cooking…and she judges his hibachi chef performance too
Don’t forget to make the tips touch