*syconium

That’s a goosefish.

No, Red killed and ate his wife.

Imagine tanks full of highly volatile combustible fluids on fire in the middle of the ocean 🫨

They’re not using your bike

I wouldn’t really characterize fourteen years as “decades.”

Same with D&D players

Are you the wasp whisperer? The wasperer?

AWAB

Shut up, wasp

Yeah, because the software for all the instruments is only available for Windows.

And I’ve had a wasp sting me just because I deserve to get fucked, I suppose. It just flew up, landed on my hand, sting me, then fucked off back to whichever circle of hell whence it emerged. There were dozens of other people around, but the allergic teenager was the only one who needed to have their weekend ruined.

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*Beeality

Also, wasps will just sting you because “fuck you.” Fuck that. Burn in heck.

For a brief moment, that turtle thought it could fly.

Hackers: “We are root.”

DuckDuckGo is just Bing with a duck on it.

They just write it off, Jerry!

The actual value of those coupons is far lower to them, since they aren’t really losing the proportion of profits - and yes, it drives more business to them.

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