Really poor wording on this article. Most people don’t think “bringing your phone into the shower,” means “leave your phone in the bathroom while you take a shower.”

Speaking of Legendary, if you’ve ever played Balatro you can come across Triboulet as one of the five legendary Jokers in the game. All five are based on famous jesters and entertainers from history or media with their effects always being a reference to their story.

In Triboulets case he gives 2x mult to any played king or queen.

This reminds me of the story about Triboulet, a jester for the king of France.

One day, Tribulet slaps the French king’s ass. This makes the king so mad he threatens to have Triboulet executed if he doesn’t come up with an apology that was even more insulting than than this prank.

Tribulet responded by saying: “I’m sorry your majesty, I thought you were the Queen!”

This provoked the king even further, so he condemned him to death. However since he had served faithfully for many years, the king offered him the choice of how he would die.

So Triboulet said: “Good sire, I choose to die from old age.”

This finally made the king laugh, which led to him allowing Triboulet be banished from France instead of executed.

That’s fine. You were in your blunder years and not even old enough to vote. At least you were paying attention and willing to learn.

There are people three times your age who’ve voted for that pedo rapist three consecutive times and still support him, even as he burns their world to the ground.

Unlike them, you were smart enough to avoid the cult. Be proud of that, if nothing else.

Where’d he get pants that size? Did he rob it off a Ken doll?

Some might also be in the lost & found.

I’m guessing dads are on a different belt?