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Even a stopped clock is right twice a day.

It turns out when the vast majority of lithium comes from a country known for being iffy on the whole ‘human rights’ thing, this is what you get.

A torque wrench and no soldering iron?

The problem is that they don’t care. If anything is impeding their travel from A to B, drivers get angry at it. Doesn’t matter if it’s someone going the speed limit or a pedestrian. It’s in the way, therefore it’s bad.

And I’m sorry you have to worsen your life by doing so. It’s not healthy to be so negative.

Oh no! People enjoying something you don’t! It’s a travesty, and must be stopped!

They keep feeding me astronomy-related videos, but only the ones with flat-earthers and Jesus-botherers in the comments.

Of course they don’t want to force paying customers to, y’know, stop being paying customers.

My father was the CEO of his small business. At his funeral, everyone talked about how kind of a person he was. We were rich growing up, but we never lived like it because he was too busy helping people.

He didn’t have shareholders. Just coworkers.

All dogs are good bois.

ITT: People that don’t get the joke.

Amazon.

Ah, okay, understood. That small distinction makes all the difference.

DDoS is more like everyone buying all the toilet paper all at once. At least, that’s my limited understanding. Traffic is just a bandwidth issue. Turns out that, over longer distances, we should be using fiber (trains) instead of normal cat-5.

I always see diplodocus and wanna call it a boopasarus because in Ark: Survival Evolved they’re friendly guys who just boop you around everywhere.

I’m sorry your manager is such a bitch.

Can confirm, leaving my wife for this wonderful FLOOF.

Diggy diggy hole…

I need this on a shirt.

Car.