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Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Am I the only one bothered by this?English
131·7 days agoRobert Caro disagrees. Power does not corrupt, it reveals. If you somehow became a billionaire, you’d be able to do whatever you wanted, which means we’d be able to see what you wanted to do. If you start acting evil once you get money, it means you were evil but unable to act on it until you had money.
Specifically about Amazon, Bezos made it because he wanted to cash in on the early internet with his own startup, leaving a Wall Street firm to do so. And, yes, we was a dick to his only employee, which is why the man quit after only 5 years.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Am I the only one bothered by this?English
3·7 days agoThey made one comment. It’s a bit early to start drawing conclusions.
If you want an alternative, how about not giving it all to anyone? How about judging the company on their values and practices rather than their size?
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Am I the only one bothered by this?English
13·7 days agoYou hit a false dichotomy. “Not your allies” does not automatically mean “class traitors”. They might be neutral.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•Am I the only one bothered by this?English
305·7 days agoRemember: Just because a business is small doesn’t mean it’s automatically better. For example, if Bezos ran a corner shop with only three employees, he’d still try and stop them from taking toilet breaks.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
New Communities@lemmy.world•Why is this not a different community spotlighted per day? So the front page, shows off a community that someone doesn't know exists? Instead of going through all these old posts?English
16·16 days agoThis isn’t “lesser known communities that need a spotlight”, this is “new communities”.
Yeah, it’s not a Perfect explanation, but I couldn’t make a pun out of the full explanation.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•Dad joke request: Stopped GO trainsEnglish
44·1 month agoI mean, you’re on the right track, but it’s a little stop and GO at the moment. Maybe you need more dad joke train-ing.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•there's mostly only two relentless hardships in programming: networking issues, naming things, and off by one errors.English
7·1 month agoIt’s possible your coworkers are the ones dealing with those issues, and you just never notice.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I bought the world's worst thesaurusEnglish
37·2 months agoI have no words to describe this.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•New compression techniqueEnglish
5·2 months agoThey said “perfectly”, not “90%”. You’re trying to move the goalposts.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•I need help to complete a joke for my girlfriendEnglish
7·2 months agoSorry, but I think that’s a wrap on the conversation. She beet you. Sometimes, a joke goes flat and you’ve gotta roll with it.
all of your claims have so many asterisks attached that they’re essentially pointless
No they don’t, but say whatever you need to ignore me. That’s definitely what someone arguing in good faith would do.
internet access has been shown to have all the same negative effects
Citation needed.
it’s a useful technology
Quite the opposite, actually. It causes enormous problems and has no benefits that aren’t better served by existing technologies that lack those problems.
Nobody who uses AI treats it like a tool, they treat it like an employee they can claim credit for. And most tools aren’t actively detrimental to the user to the point of proven intelligence drops, lawsuits and environmental destruction. Also, the enemy charges you money to use it.
The only person who benefits from AI is the person selling it. So why are you trying to defend it?
I would rather wear a gimp mask. Less embarrassing.
And all without a single junior dev in the open office hearing their genius. Aside from the junior dev who bought the fucking thing in the vain hope they could roleplay as a more competent employee. That junior dev can hear themself going “no, fuck, delete, how do I- no, stop typing, you stupid fucking thing”, which I assume counts as “genius”.
Hang on. They had to ship three major updates in a single morning? How the hell is their workflow so bad that they have to- Oh yeah. Vibecoding.
If you see anyone wearing this shit, remember that you can laugh at how stupid they look as much as you want, and their weak copium that it’s a “skill issue” will be swallowed by their copium mask. So you’re free to laugh until they cry.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Programmer Humor@programming.dev•A software developer's wife asked him to get a gallon of milk from the storeEnglish
112·3 months agoAlternate version:
“While you’re there, pick up some bread,” she added. He never returned.
Susaga@sh.itjust.worksto
Dad Jokes@lemmy.world•What is it called when a chameleon can't change colors?English
11·3 months agodeleted by creator
And one of those sides is a 20.