Tammo-Korsai

The line on the graph must go up, even if it’s for one second! Glory to the CEO! Praise the shareholders! My life for the corporation! Now give me that minute-by-minute profit projection!

I imagine the player who started the trend by leaking the Challenger II armour profile is probably in prison, by now, or at least out of a job.

I think people are now leaking the documents for the sake of it.

They should drop the pretenses and rename DWP to Aktion T4. It does the same thing.

Out of your seven motorcycles, which one is used for which purpose?

Unelected and unaccountable - a perfect combination for the head of state.

There’s already evidence in the UK that a progressive approach works, but it has been forgotten about. Middlesbrough police trialled a scheme where they provided heroin users with their fix. All of a sudden, the users stopped committing offences to raise money for their habit, which in turn deprived dealers of a lucrative source of income.

“Today we are sending a clear signal to young people that there are consequences for misusing drugs. Both users and dealers will face the full force of the law for their actions,”

Criminalising the users has worked so well with other drugs, hasn’t it? The war on drugs will be won any second now…

“In my day, I was able to buy a house for twelve pence by asking the boss for a raise. Why can’t you do that today?”

I know Buddhism teaches that life is suffering, but I’m pretty sure the idea is to reduce suffering, not spread it.

Amazing beards, too.

Next the Tories will get outraged about people owning flatscreen TVs as though it’s totally new technology.

Won’t somebody please think of the CEO!? Spare a thought for the investment portfolio!

In response to a request for comment, Amazon UK Country Manager John Boumphrey said the company offered competitive wages and benefits.

‘Competitive wages’ translates to ‘shite to mediocre.’ Maybe they should force him to work in a warehouse for a year and see how he feels after that.

I fear that the UK might try to join this list not just out of authoritarianism, but out of a fear of technology they do not understand. Worse yet, the Conservative party once threw around the idea of banning encryption in its entirety and acted like WhatsApp is only used by criminals.

I’m sure they’re already planning a traditional riot as I type this comment.

Reject modernity, revert to Swedish brick car.

Lock up people with major mental health issues, as well!

What is ‘the north?’

• Average Tory

Quarterly projections must go up. That is the sole measure of how good a society is.