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Cake day: June 2nd, 2026

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  • Krammer: “hey whatchu guys talkin about”

    George: “Some guy offered me some pills”

    Krammer, suspiciously interested: “What, like some drugs? That’s a bad scene George!”

    Jerry: “Not to worry Krammer, George turned him down.”

    George: “No water. Can’t take pills with no water!”

    Krammer: “Kind of weak reason to turn down pills, but good on you! I made that mistake once- (dramatically) NEVER AGAIN.”

    Jerry: “Why am I not surprised?”

    Krammer: “Guy claimed he was some new age Indian Yogi, had the robes, whole bit! I was out for three days, and when I came too, I was on a fishing boat 30 miles off of Nantucket!”

    George: “You never told us you were a longshoreman.”

    Krammer: “I wasn’t. They pulled me in with the catch. Apparently I thought I was a tuna!”

    [edit] (Mixed up who was being offered the pills, doesn’t change the scene though.)


  • when you get enough people to agree to actually pack up their squeamishness concerning homicide to go through with calling it “manslaughter in self defence.” At that point it becomes one of three things depending on who leads the charge: A civil war if the sycophants to the system have enough firepower to empower “loyalists” to fight for them, A Revolt if the people elevate one of their own, (most likely a leader in some grassroots org) or a Revolution if there are enough people already in power to rally the troops so-to-speak. It can morph to one of others others at any point though. Of the three, Revolutions tend to be the fastest if conducted surgically with some sort of Coup-d’etat scenario.






  • This was a lucky happenstance. Even happened occasionally on the cart. It’s a harmless (literally) overflow error. It’s kind-of a sprite error. The game is divided into actual “screens” and you just scroll smoothly through them. If the game UNLOADS to many sprites from one you just left, the buffer fills up and it can’t load in new ones as there’s no way to dispose of them (going through doors usually does this). That’s why it “fixes itself” occasionally. This also sometimes causes these seahorse things to just plain not generate, but they are still actually there, and can hurt you.