My coworkers say that I’ve got resting murder face. When I’m just zoning out not paying attention to anything, I apparently look like I’m actively searching for something rusty to stab you with.
My coworkers say that I’ve got resting murder face. When I’m just zoning out not paying attention to anything, I apparently look like I’m actively searching for something rusty to stab you with.
I believe Terry Pratchett called it Autophrenology. If the patterns of bumps and divots in your skull determine your personality traits, then changing those bumps changes your personality. There was a whole industry of doctors with ball peen hammers.
It makes it harder to quickly choose one app. I had to move Spotify away from Whatsapp for that exact reason.
Scrotapodes.
And Washington State produces more potatoes than Idaho.
And Wisconsin has more lakes than Minnesota.
Ha. Thanks. Like I said, my Deutsch is kinda shit.
There are also weird German rules about article endings. A band I like has a song called “Herz Eines Trache” which means Heart of a Dragon. I don’t speak great German, so first time I heard it I wasted an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out what eine Strache is.
Bikes are popular in Seattle, but I’m not sure I’d call it a bike-friendly city. Tons of rain, tons of hills, tons of bridges, tons of crappy roads. We put bike lanes in a bunch of places, but a lot of them still have to go through confusing intersections or only cover part of your commute. Add on the new trend of no-hands driving, it’s still pretty dangerous.