Felipe is such an arbitrary name for a praying mantis! lol

I was on the right track but no way I would’ve guessed it!

Neutral jing is best jing

We set up our indoor Christmas decorations right after Halloween. It feels like the season goes by so quickly and we don’t get to enjoy them for as long as we want if we wait until after Thanksgiving

lmao this is so stupid, I love it

My SO swears at his personal assistant all the time and I feel like it has gotten more vindictive over time and refuses to listen to simple tasks

My pattern is I’ll find something new that I want and I’ll order it, but before it arrives I’ll research absolutely everything about it—specs, reviews, unboxing videos—that I’ll squeeze every drop of joy out of the purchase before I even have it…

Bioshock!

Apparently it’s a Costco receipt, and their food court prices have stayed the same for a long time

It probably has to do with how long they had to sit still for a portrait back then