If you want to feel bad and hate cars even more than you did before, look up aerial views of “SeaWorld” and see how much space the actual sea life has there versus the parking space all around them.
If you want to feel bad and hate cars even more than you did before, look up aerial views of “SeaWorld” and see how much space the actual sea life has there versus the parking space all around them.
Updated for the 21st century: a status quo enforcer with police and presidential loyalty ties that really likes neon and having sex with people that like neon while maintaining the status quo in a way that makes them a Legend of Night City™.
Vay Hek threatening to hurl the Lotus into deep space just doesn’t have the same punch, though.
Being 41% of the way to boiling water sounds pretty hot to me, too.
IT’S OVER THREE HUNDRED KELVIIIIIIIIIIN!
Plenty of “progressive” white people still have racist hangups.
Some of them think they aren’t racist when they see the world as a series of tourist attractions and try to flex on their dinner guests by bragging about the authentic exotic experiences they had with authentic foreign people while wandering into tourist traps.
And god help me how in the living hell do you wait for over 10 minutes in a freaking drive thru only to get to the menu and say “uhmmmm what do I waaaant…”
My most common and hated experience every day in drive thru:
bing
static
recorded pitch starts
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH*
"UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH*
minute or two passes, horns honking
“ARE YOU THERE?! HELLO?! HELLO?!”
It truly is car brain, including the car brain belief that drive thru is always faster.
As a former drive thru worker, I can tell you that that is untrue, but the drive thru chuds were pretty much definitively more aggressive, more obnoxious, and more likely to further delay the transaction by being boomer assholes and inspecting their food and making petty demands if anything is even slightly out of place (or if they’re fishing for a refund and lying).
Before I left CA, I remember seeing one of these fucking places opening up in my area. Yes, the line was very long and remained so for months every time I went past it.
Why?
I really, really don’t understand treat hogs that can wait an hour or longer for that, sucking in exhaust all the while.
forbidden nesquik
Looks like this one’s the lesser of the two weevils.
is it really that hard to believe an animal could be sad?
People that think emotions are exclusive to human beings either never had pets or never should have had pets.
When he graduates, he gets a fedora.
“No.”
I HATE CAR BRAIN
I HATE CAR BRAIN
I know these vampires hate humanity and life itself, but I’ll never fully understand why they need to personally show up at great environmental expense to micromanage everything too.
Taxidermists in the 1800s saw them as trolling, a bit like jackalopes.