he was literally on a podcast talking about Blue Origin and a distant future where humans have colonized multiple planets

he’s lucky the AI was so nice, that’s fucking awful

That’s a shitty way to get any change

If you voted for Trump and you realize it was a mistake, that’s OK. People make mistakes and what is important is that you realize it was a mistake and don’t do it again in the future

Welcome to the Democratic party, I’m glad to have you with us

In my state the ambulance is free

It should be free everywhere, I’m just saying that it’s not always a charge. It literally depends on your state? city?

Maybe, maybe not. Doesn’t matter, it is currently free and people prefer it over your nerdy cousin because of that

There’s the argument that despite what your nerdy cousin says, he doesn’t actually like making art, he just think that if he can be an artist he won’t have to have a real job. He doesn’t want to draw a picture for you, otherwise he would have done it for free simply because it was fun

I should also be able to walk through the worst parts of Compton as an out-of-town white man by myself with a 10k necklace on and not be worried I’ll get robbed and shot

But also I need to take responsibility for my own actions and not make bad choices

Is it victim blaming to call me stupid when I get robbed? Probably

Was it stupid of me to walk through the worst parts of Compton by myself as an out-of-town white man with a 10k necklace on? Also yes

You can wish in one hand for a perfect world where you can work an easy job taking orders at McDonalds and make enough money to buy a 5 bedroom house in a good neighborhood with a decent yard and have enough left over to raise 3 kids and take a vacation ever year while treating yourself to daily high-quality coffee and fancy snacks…

or

You can climb down from the fantasy world in the sky and join the rest of us here in reality and realize that if you want to move out of your moms house you’re going to need money and the only way to have lots of money is to figure out how to save as much money as you can

it doesn’t matter if you like it; that’s how it is

IF you take that advice literally you’ll never be able to buy a house because you head the words but you didn’t understand the message

The message is to not waste money of frugal things you don’t actually NEED. Every dollar counts a pennies a day can add up to a lot over some years.

It’s to tell you to track your spending and see how much you waste on things you don’t need and to analyze how you can save more

Also, don’t just save it, invest it somehow if you can. This what banks are for. Go there, talk to a financial expert.

Houses are stupid expensive, that’s true… but it’s also true that you probably waste money. If you waste money, even if house prices drop, you still won’t be able to afford one

This is why AI art is so incredibly popular

Fuck my nerdy cousin, AI will do a bang-up job for free

This is the problem… people tried

“I need an icon for my twitch channel”

“I’m an artist, I don’t work for free” /r/choosingbeggers

Normal people don’t use VS Code either… what’s a silly article

I don’t use a scalpel… so I guess scalpels are stupid and Surgeons are idiots?

I’m not rioting for bread, I’m rioting to tear down a broken system

If I want bread, I’ll just steal it. I don’t have to burn down Target to steal bread now, why would that change?

I do need to remind the people in charge who they work for though… and if they’re not willing to share what they have, then I’ll take it from THEM. If they’re not willing to get rid of their shit to save the environment then I’ll get rid of it for THEM

I don’t want to steal a TV from Target, I want to steal the TVs from the CEO who decided bread costs $7

I tell people all of the time

“I won’t throw the first brick, but when the bricks start flying give me a call”

The thing that broke me wasn’t data centers or hot weather, it was when I had to pay $7 for hot dog buns

The business men who put a $7 price tag on hot dog buns during the 4th of July are not nearly as afraid of the public as they should be.

It’s fucking bread. Bread!

When stealing bread to feed your family is almost a felony… burn it down.

Problem is, if it happened, you would need to choose your targets wisely for it to be effective. Looting a Target isn’t the answer. The point is not to get yourself a new TV; it’s to advocate for real change. Don’t burn down your own place of business, don’t burn down your own neighborhood… burn theirs

Find the motherfuckers in the Epstein Files, sink yachts, tear down the walls surrounding billionaire neighborhoods, etc…

In other words, the average person is dumb and so they’re entertained by dumb things

“You like money and sex? Me too! We should hang out”

Garfield is notorious for being lame to the point where there are no real jokes… Garfield comics are just Garfield saying the same thing everybody says

For instance, I googled “Garfield Comic” and the first one that showed up was Garfield walking up to a mirror, Looking in the mirror, walking away from the mirror, and the last panel had Garfield think, “when did the cat in that mirror get so old?”

There’s nothing to that comic, It could have been one panel if you really wanted it to be and that “joke” is the same thing my Grandma said when we walked past a store with a reflective window

And that’s all this PizzaCake comic is

Literally everybody was like, “if they’re so proud why do they cover their face?” – it’s the political equivalant of, “If it didn’t ring up it must be free”

This shit sucks

thats more creative than anything PizzaCake has ever written

Make fun of them all you want, but maybe don’t go with the most obvious jokes of all time

This is the political version of, “it didn’t ring up? It must be free”

PizzaCake is political Garfield

It’s not clever, it’s not funny, it’s not edgy, it’s not smart… it’s the predictable safe, tired, thing and for some reason people eat it up

“HAHA, Mondays do suck!”

“Right, why cover your face if you’re so proud?”

Genius level creativity here, definitely not the same tired joke everyone makes all of the time and have been making for years

That’s all I want to do

If I paid for it either on disc or something like Amazon I would like to DL a copy I can keep

I’m not trying to download the summer blockbuster currently at the movies or anything. I’m not trying to just download a million movies and have a massive collection I never watch. I just want backups of the films I already paid for

Which is a small handful of films I bought so I could one day watch them with my kid when they’re a bit older

do i need to use a VPN or anything?

I believe we already have cars that do exactly this in my city

If I understand it right, they just hire people to drive around all day while the car reads and tracks license plates of other vehicles they pass

I forget the company name, but the logo is an almost circle made out of leaves and some kind of roman helmet