Tbf, a pun-based show with gratuitous fourth wall breaking is the kind of desperate I would actually love 😁

Bad muzak I can handle. It’s when they interrupt it every ten seconds to remind you that there’s still the same number of people ahead of you that really gets my goat. And I need that goat!

I call bullshit on your anecdotal video from deranged people with an obvious agenda.

Cats are carnivores. Forcing a vegan diet on them is animal abuse and anyone who does so should never be allowed to care for animals again.

wouldn’t feed a cat other animals, it makes no sense. There is Vegan cat food that works just fine.

No! Cats are obligate carnivores. A vegan diet would literally kill them painfully.

My only regret.

“Short enough that I can climb over it, but big enough that I can hide behind it,” she says 😁

As Denmark’s queen abdicated and Frederik X became (hopefully our last) king, I was forwarding this in the family group chat with the comment “more important things are also happening in the world right now”

The name of that cat? “Wire”

I bet the dream phones are all malfunctioning because some joker set the font size to a thousand pixels per letter.

Big cake was just a decoy for big candle so people would focus their attention on an invisible enemy

…where are you getting invisible cakes? 🤔

I like that the article consistently refers to Meta as what it is, an adtech giant that also runs social media platforms rather than the other way around.

Much better than the sequel, The Apricots of Annoyance.

The porn Adaptation, Plums of Pleasure, is a banger though, pun intended.

Except for the Brother printer everyone has.

Pangolin: “Dude, tomorrow’s already the 10th”

I didn’t know a kazoo could scream in pain like that 😄

They’ll hate me because I speak the truth

No, we’ll mock you for speaking nonsense.

Btw, did you mean millenials or Gen Z? Some of us elder millenials are 40 or older now, a fact that Gen X and Boomers sometimes have trouble remembering…

I know that it’s probably on purpose and supposed to be funny in itself but holy shit did he fellate that poor microphone! Almost made it unwatchable!

I don’t think it is outright illegal to prescribe yourself drugs. Judy discouraged

Nah, it’s super illegal. At least in the version of New Jersey the show takes place in.

They point that out a couple of times during the run of the series and if memory serves, that’s actually one of the few crimes of his that he ALMOST gets in real trouble for.

That and stealing Wilson’s prescription pad to make it seem like he’s the one prescribing them. Which is of course a couple seperate crimes 😄

Great idea! I’ll suggest that to the Connect devs as soon as I find out how 😂

“Boop picture to open. Boop again to close”

Not many people know it, but penguins are excellent brick layers and if they were smart enough, ostriches and emus would make excellent guard birds! Also, kiwis are just adorably awkward, so they’re there to keep the morale up 😉