Yes, but we were separated and ejected from the bike race before we found out if it worked.

Obviously neither is talking. They’re communicating telepathically while gesturing in surprise of their newfound ability gained from proximity to each other.

Source: am big beard man

Missed chance to swap to the much more badass golden eagle. Or be honest about the state of American democracy and choose the dodo…

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I’m thinking horribly mangled German bank executive with a lisp 🤷

After filing a FOIA request, I can hereby reveal the unclassified rest of the above comment: “ell it out for me”

Speaking as a middle aged cishet white dude who only knows some basic HTML:

that the moment a physical book is published and sold through it immediately becomes “not available for sale”

Because that specific book now has a new owner who can keep it or sell it as they see fit. Like people still do with physical games.

If you mean that a book becomes generally unavailable when it’s between printings, though, you’re wrong.

Publishers overlap print runs and begin selling the first paperbacks before they’ve sold out the initial hard cover prints PRECISELY to avoid the situation you seem to think happens with every single book.

My all time favorite “Stig Fact” from Top Gear is

“They say that he knows only two things about ducks…and both of them are wrong”

Which would arguably qualify as knowing less than nothing about ducks 😁

I had a roast cooling off, and this was the only way to keep her and her sister away from it.

Of course, that just makes it much MORE outrageous from her perspective 😄

And here I thought it’s just a hand stand by someone with a speech impediment!

Wasn’t it the CEO of NBC at the time who said in 2016 “Trump is bad for America but great for us”?

Meanwhile, the Business As Usual Party has decided that their only mistake was that they didn’t stick closely enough to their usual 1992 playbook.

Internal critics point to ignoring vulnerable people who weren’t widely accepted as standard humans in 1992 in stead of actively vilifying them as their biggest mistake.

True to form, they then warmly welcomed their new fascist overlords in between receiving legal bribes from billionaires and their corporations to be extremely weak when negotiating for workers and generous towards said billionaires when writing legislation and regulations.

Newsweek contacted Obama by press contact form on his website

I’m not gonna spoil the ending by linking the article 😉