This is the funniest shit I’ve seen on here in a long time

I appreciate how chill the handyman is about the whole situation

I host an ever growing system in the cloud. Everything you build needs to be maintained and monitored, and the more users you have, the more features they demand.

You can still spread cost out across more users, but it’s not like the software is just “done” and sits there being used

No, no, like this:

// Well, fuck.

Yup I live across the street from a K-8 school. It floors me how the parents of these kids drive like maniacs right by the school where their own child and all their classmates go to school. If there where ANYwhere you’d think a parent of a young child would slow the fuck down it’d be by their kids school.

The best Git Commit message I’ve ever seen was for like 35 files and a few hundred lines and it just said “Please work”

For those who haven’t seen

Aw but that sucks if you get pregnant in August or September

I found people went one of two ways. I know plenty of people who drank more, but also plenty of people (myself included) who basically went cold turkey for two years. I don’t enjoy drinking by myself so I didn’t

Haha I’m saving this image

Yes.

My brother in law has ADHD. He lives next door to me.

He has a car he parks on the street. In my city you’re required to get a registration sticker for your car, it’s like $100 or something, good for a year. Every day you don’t have a valid sticker you can get a new ticket on your car. It takes two minutes to go online and order a new one.

For the last three years, hes been racking up tickets on his car for an expired sticker. One a week roughly, $60 per ticket I think. He usually lets them pile up until he gets final notices then pays them all online at double the cost.

Twice now he’s has his car booted, then impounded, due to unpaid tickets. He even includes tickets on his car as part of budgeting. I’ve offered a couple times if he’d hand me his license to go online and order the sticker for him. I’ve stopped offering since that offer is met with intense anger.

It takes TWO MINUTES to go online and order a new one. Poor guy

Gah I really didn’t expect to get CSS-triggered on this thread

Yeah everyone knows HTML is an STD

Smek lol

I definitely read this as you were a third year French major being forced to taking a compiler course for a moment and went wtf. Then my brain slapped itself and realized you mean you’re a student in France.

Y’all. At least put some dashes between the words

My wife and I refer to a cat in the lap compelling the other to do things for you as the “Kitty Claws” of our marriage contract

I feel like I’ve seen this exact scenario plenty of times except the red and blue flashing lights never come on - the cop just lets it go