Mate!

Or your 1st born child. They’re not fussy.

Capt’n Pugwash and Seaman Stains will both be out of jobs.

I started a joke, which started the whole world crying.

Those things we consume also involve a lot of political pocket lining, to look the other way when they need to do bad shit.

Press both simultaneously, while twisting the joystick in a “C” motion, to launch a fireball.

Sustained: deat cat.

Awwww does someone need a hug?

Ohh you evil fucker

That’s my ringtone for when the wife calls my mobile!

You’re living up to your user name.

VR is great when playing Warthunder in aircraft, where you can easily track an opponents plane while maneuvering your aircraft after them.

For tank and naval battles - meh.

Do you have candles burning on it?

We were so poor, we use to get grandad around to decorate our Christmas tree by sneezing snot onto it.

“Bit more on this side, grandad!”

We lived for three months in a brown paper bag in a septic tank. We used to have to get up at six o’clock in the morning, clean the bag, eat a crust of stale bread, go to work down mill for fourteen hours a day week in-week out. When we got home, out Dad would thrash us to sleep with his belt!

All my friends have been on my deck.

“It sucks to realize something you put in a lot of work into had no real benefit”

Everyone who worked for Amazon has this thought.

Reminds me of that Oats Studio short on god

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Q1_HfhtB5eo&t=193s&pp=2AHBAZACAQ%3D%3D

On the subway I’m more Homer

Something like this