English is bent to our will in daily life and yet people act like God wrote the law on how to speak English and we’re all committing sins of biblical proportions.

No. You know what ? “Me and Mark” is perfectly okay because you understood exactly what the sentence meant. That’s the purpose of language.

Just web, which is bullshit cause i literally work with like 3 OSs and 5 programming languages, ci cd. I just get thrown into a random project and come out with solutions. I told my manager my title should be software dev but he disagreed, shucks I guess.

Eh, not sure if this is true at all. I think the reality is that niche specialized roles are valuable (frontend expert) but you are not “hacking” your way in full stack unless you are a junior or just bad at development.

I don’t consider myself to be hacking anything I do, even things I’m not as strong in (ci cd) I pay full attention to documentation and examples before blinding coding or writing ci scripts

My manager gave me a talk about how I couldnt be intermediate because I don’t have enough years there. My friend intermediate is about pay and my YOE not about my tenure here (won’t be long till I quit)

They do according to can stats

I work full stack and even do dev operations and my title is not “full stack” and I believe the reason why is so HR can argue to pay me less.

Inb4 my company follows suit. Just like they want to with IT, AI, Cloud infrastructure (we own our stack almost entirely).

I forgot to add this but younger people also think of ellipsis as ominous and having bad undertones like subtle anger

Intentionally lowercased the I because zoomers think formal writing is harsh or mean. Likely the next I was capitalized through autocorrect. Most zoomers completely disabled autocorrect so they can type in all lowercase

I’m a bit of a 3-4 pm leaver (always do stuff on schedule)

Is this the guy who made the Photoshop tool war thing. This guy has been cooking lately.

I don’t have a perfect hairline so having that extra length just gives more styling options without looking my age

Same, 2 on sides 3 inches off the top, sometimes it’s “leave 2-3 inches on the top”

Please die already, Ubisoft.

Oh. If you’re incompetent at work we notice. It’s just not our job to be on your shit at all times.

Disclaimer: usage of “you(r/re)” not intended to mean you, Kyrgizion.

When the game is:

Normal mode - made for the absolute lowest common denominator, every challenge is overcome in seconds before you understand what the intended solution was

And

Hard mode - the intented challenge to normal happens 1 pico second in, you now have to solve 20 combinations of different challenges. Not because it’s difficult, because the developers want you to die over and over and over until you understand all combinations enough.

One of the things I absolutely cannot do. I just don’t care about cars at all.

It’s because hard drives don’t turn every written bit into a 0. Instead it tells the operating system that the region you deleted is free for writing again.

At some point in the future through usage that region will either be corrupted or have something completely different in it (from our perspective though it may read as corrupt it will still work as expected when written into)

When the CI takes longer than 10 minutes

The funniest thing about AI upscaling is that every fool thought it would reconstruct missing detail and instead it just makes up random texture that didn’t exist, or it makes everything weirdly glossy