In this timeline, it would probably grow you a nice 6-fingered hand.

The prophecy has been fulfilled.

Netbooks and thin computing too.

Nope, all hype and fizzle.

Turns out people want to own their personal hardware/software tools and data, without some perverts reading and observing their family interactions.

Read the beginner tips lists.

Basically, they are guidelines on how to not give away games.

eg.

Knights are weak on the board-edges.

Control the centre.

When in doubt, advance a pawn.

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Use SCID and Stockfish to identify key moves in games that shift the balance. It may be a strong-move, or a blunder, but they are pivotal to the outcome.

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Practise lichess.org puzzles. Forks and pinning the king.

Also lichess.org/learn

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As a beginning player, dump your bishops early. If you can trade your bishops for their knights, do it.

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Don’t listen to random advice online : )

I’m a comparatively average chess player. Go to a chess club and get advice from someone skilled who can see exactly what level you are at.

If anyone was wondering, this is the longterm GOAT of microgames.

One of the first installs on any new tech.

“I’m super, thanks for asking”

/regurgitate_mode 1

Uh oh.

First Valais Blackneck goat, now you telling me there is a Valais Blackneck cat ‽

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Valais_Blackneck

And on the first use of the day, do a one-second grind and discard, to remove the stale grinds from previous day.

Or leave them in for an earthy staleness 🙃

EDIT: Disregard the above, clean your burrs regularly to remove staleness.

The new Voight-Kampff test is asking a bunch of PiHole questions. Good to know.

<toilet emoji>

Zero scalpers in my town.

Bought Half-Life on release day, by walking in to a store.

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If anyone would try to sell a boxed copy secondhand, there is no way to tell if the CD key had been widely disseminated, and therefore would be worthless.

Mars gusta

Also -->

“For discussions regarding all things Tenacity, you can head on over to our Lemmy community.”

https://programming.dev/c/tenacity

PS. Glad to find this post, my first time hearing about tenacity fork!

I bottle fed a standing young roo, 6 weeks ago.

They go full happy-place, and close their eyes while drinking.

11/10

not hehe

To fit through the triangle-tunnel.

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Jokes aside, the triangle appears to be a photoshopped image.

https://lemmy.world/comment/25319885

9 out of 10 doctors choose not to wear pervert-glasses.

But that one guy…

Cosplay as politicians.

‘This is fine’

Collect the Cookies!

Is an “idle-ish” swiper, with heaps of upgrades.

https://f-droid.org/packages/nodomain.collectthecookies/