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Can’t even sign into AT&T to view/report the outage. You can (conveniently enough) sign in to pay your bill if you want. AFAIK, the 70k number is the number of reports at Downdetector. It’s probably 100s of thousands affected, if not millions.

“That darned lawbreaker figured out all the right words to say, and in the correct order too! My hands are tied!” -some hapless clerk.

Microsoft IN SHAMBLES after being SLAMMED by Internet Article.

• thumbnail of the MS logo with a red curvy arrow pointing to it and a stock photo of a kid crying

I wouldn’t buy another piece of Motorola/Lenovo garbage for any amount of money.

It’s a Rotating Detonation Rocket Engine"

What makes the RDRE so revolutionary is that it makes use of a sustained detonation circling around a ring-shaped channel, fed by a mix of fuel and oxygen which is ignited by each passing explosion.
Crucially, the RDRE uses less propellant fuel than conventional rocket engines, and is simpler in terms of its machinery and mechanisms. That means going into space becomes cheaper, and traveling further distances becomes possible.

Saved you a click.

Fringe ended weird though. I chalk it up to JJ Abrams getting bored (yet again) with his wildly successful project and letting it sputter to an end instead of letting it go out with a bang.

Wait, does Gen Z even read newspapers? Totally blew away my suspension of disbelief.

I’ve seen these trucks with “not for hire” signs on them. If you have to add signage to your personal vehicle because it has been mistaken for a tow rig or commercial hauler, you might want to rethink your choices.

The cat, cleaning itself a little later: Hmmm, my butthole tastes especially good today

I hope it enjoys its existential despair.

It’s good to keep one around.

“Drummer, beat, and piper, blow,
Harper, strike, and soldier, go.
Free the flame and sear the grasses
Till the dawning Red Star passes.”

I’m pretty sure the admin response to lack of search was “just use Google.”

Nobody ever considers the feelings of the poor corporations! It’s all the fault of those mealy-mouthed… sneers … humans! With their “I’m tired” and “I need to eat food” and “I need to go to the bathroom.” How is that productive or efficient? How does that contribute to shareholder value?
/s

One thing Disney is known for is relentless legal pursuit of IP theft. Oh, and cartoon movies. Sometimes they do that too.