This comic is on a roll today! Keep it coming please and thank you.

It’s gotta be just the contents, no? Otherwise I imagine they’d slice up their stomach on all those razor-sharp teeth.

No, they need to be careful. I keep a personal database of companies that raise prices and have poor customer service.

You can still threaten to cancel. It will be even more effective when the power of cancelling is in your hands instead of theirs, and as easy as one click. Not sure if you were being sarcastic.

Great job! Now that you took days to produce the latest figures, can you change them completely in order to match this other figure our colleague haphazardly made because reasons?

Balding muscle maniac with fumanchu.

Every other one does not include part of their original names.

Every tree branch shadow is an alien until confirmed otherwise.

Yeah this joke goes much deeper than I thought when I first commented.

If they’re using MATLAB, wouldn’t the index start at 1?

Dang! She’s got legs like tree trunks.

Next do lifted pickup trucks please!

Ooh thanks for the scary movie recommendation. Glad I’m not in your immediate sacrifice plans hehe (⊙ _ ⊙ ). Friends, for now.

“I am Jack’s complete lack of surprise.” Where is this house located, Paper Street?

Nice catch! It would have made more sense if the user you replied to noticed it first, based on their name.

edit: I take it back, you both have star in your name! You should become friends, to make this go full-circle!

Flood-proof, with a gated yard and a mature tree? Sounds like a dream house, not a nightmare.

You’re assuming the blade would be thinner than the nucleus, at the very least.

Good lord, the existential dread!

Oooh🤦‍♂️

Scaling looks like scaling+translation? And rotation looks like either rotation+translation, or scaling+translation?

sudo apt-get AED