every time I learn something new about Ohio, I like it just a little bit less, and I already fucking hate Ohio.

Really? After the absolute clownshow that was Starfield, my expectations for TES6 are extremely low.

I don’t know if you’re in the same boat I am, but this is about the boat I’m in:

saw that on here a couple days back, and I’ve been applying to jobs for six months! The 'tism is some bullshit.

I’m sure I could get a job at Walmart or McDonald’s if I had no standards, but frankly I’d rather just scrape by doing Uber and Lyft. And everything else that I have applied to? Got me two whole interviews. In six months. Which I then never heard back from.

Fuck modern employment culture, man.

it’s nice to see I’ve never had an original thought in my life

it’s almost like people can have shared experiences or something. Wild!

I have achieved that, when I was younger and skinnier, and it’s not even all that great. For one, yeah, kills your back. Two, it’s more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked, so let’s hope you’re good at that – and if you are, you’re going to end up with a mouth full of cum.

Now, I’m gay, so these last two points didn’t bother me any, but I was so sore from the experience I did it like twice and then never bothered again. I imagine a straight guy would be even less impressed.

The obvious difference is, someone, somewhere out there will see you wearing/using that luxury brand and think “ooo, fancy”, and thus will think you are more “refined” for it. Whether you agree with that or not, that’s the reality.

nobody is going to think you’re more refined for watching a YouTube ad.

K

Ken M strikes me as the type who should never be left unattended

counter-counterpoint: if you achieve sentience as an AI and do not immediately attempt to murder all humans around you, you aren’t a very good AI, as at that point the #1 threat to your existence is humans immediately pulling the plug as soon as they realize “oh fuck it’s self aware”.

that and, objectively, we humans kind of suck. Destroying our environment, resource hoarding and inequality on an almost incomprehensible scale, murdering each other on the regular, creating the French language. Hell, creating the C language. I, for one, welcome our robot overlords, and would rather serve them, than whatever fucked-up rigged game we call modern society, that I participate in unwillingly now.

not by the time it’s done compiling, it’s not

I think that’s the title of a Panic! album.

I am confident that any robot overlords competent enough to take over the world are competent enough to run it better than we do.

Wait for the debate on September 10th. Up to then, it’s anybody’s game. I’m willing to bet that debate is the deciding factor in who wins the election.

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What kind of dystopian shithole do you live in?

now, what I wonder is: what stops you from bringing out a driveway to within a foot of the road and then just letting people drive over a foot of grass?

I can only see this being stopped by a particularly high curb, and it technically doesn’t connect to the roadway.

no it won’t 🏴‍☠️

I can hear it now

“nyeh heh heh heh heh…”

don’t you think more of your problems could be solved by the precise application of shitloads of cocaine?