space whale is why you havent seen the whole git, YET

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i was thinking 30-60 minutes sounds low, but nah. It was all the time I spent re-installing. And rewriting essays because even the save files disappeared when Win 95 crashed. And watching the dot matrix printer flip out and print smilies was a gas.

this indignity wil…

{hey bro… } who put a hat on you

Cat: the fuckers behind you

this meme sucks

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it’s a restaurant somewhere, don’t bother them. they don’t have spicy noodles and veg anyways.

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google is delighted to have the opportunity to know everything about what you do in your weird car

i don’t remember. it’s gross and awful.

oh. please explain.

shut the fuck up. rape is rape.

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it’s very different for domestic cats. i hope you don’t feed them only every 2-4 days. mine will engage with toys on their own, sometimes, but the only toy they will work with me on is the laser pointer, and they want that always.

my cat desires to be a Freigänger, but I have found him not less than 5 times with a dead bird, and one time he brought a dead bird inside and threw it about. Also he gets fleas. He is a dickhead, and not allowed outside.

it is better. if they go outside, they get fleas, kill birds, come home injured in bizarre ways, and get into fights with various animals they sometimes lose. RIP Tigger, who died of mysterious wounds in the garage when I was a kid, and Oliver, who straight up vanished shortly after.