An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
Damning with faint praise was the intent, I like to have a little variety in my criticism. She’s still deep in the negative.
Points for not fully committing to the bit and going out in blackface, at least. Low bar to clear but she scrapes by.
Homeopaths are derrainged and do more harm than good with traditional medicine.
This is a true statement in that homeopaths do nothing good and do some harm. It’s a waste of money and time. Their system is based on a fundamental misunderstanding of reality in multiple ways (“like cures like”, water memory, etc.) and provides no benefit unless you count a little extra water intake as a point in their column.
I have a hard time equating the display or firing of a gun with promotion of violence but context makes a difference. Same thing with baseball bats. Both are used in competitive sports or could be tools for killing/maiming others. It’s performative and pandering but not necessarily violent without more information.
Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.
Sort of like how after you walk off a cliff, you don’t start falling until you look down.
You have to order them to do it first. Something as simple as “put the money in the bag or else” on a note handed to a bank teller should do the trick, I’ve seen that work in educational documentaries on the television. The “else” here is putting a lien on their corporate strawman but you don’t want to tip your hand too early by spelling it out.
See also: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cargo_cult#As_a_metaphor
…ritual action and the expectation of rational results from irrational means…
Congratulations on your new cat. 4 isn’t that much bigger of a number than 3, after all.
Signing up for a crash course in driver side window durability once they try traveling in their conveyance and are detained by the local road-pirates.
Just hop the fence, it’ll be fine. Be sure to inform the Belgian Malinois flying through the air at Mach Fuck You that he doesn’t have jurisdiction, you’ll definitely be leaving with all of your arms still attached.
No you will not.
Not even making that bit up, it’s established SovCit lore that pops up now and again. I’m a boat, you’re a boat, your mom is a barge lovely lady (and also a boat).
Secret treasury accounts linked to your berth certificate and by the way we’re boats something something maritime law.
That Kentucky Jelly tastes like shit and goes straight through you though. 6/10 at best.
No time like the present to get involved with something like a Community Emergency Response Team or its local equivalent. FEMA has manuals and other training materials available online which address the matter of chemical, biological, radiological, nuclear and explosive (CBRNE; sometimes just CBRN or NBC depending on agency or publication date) incidents. Won’t make you an expert on yield estimation or fallout mapping but there is information which may be useful for improving individual and community resilience.
Personally, I think the likelihood of getting nuked is low and it’s much more likely that a CERT volunteer will be called upon to assist in natural disasters or major accidents to relieve the burden on professional crews. Where I live, teams have been employed to assist in redirecting traffic around areas with downed power lines or, in one case somewhat recently, a significant natural gas leak. Firefighters and other specialists establish a safe perimeter before handing off the site to volunteers so they can respond to other incidents throughout the city while repair crews work down their list of priorities.
Long comment short: building useful skills and relationships before shit meets fan means less scrambling to figure it out on that day and there are real, practical applications for that knowledge beyond LARPing with Jim-Bob’s moron militia.
“Kiss your ass goodbye” for those who left their Ovaltine decoder ring at home.
Sure. Is that person in your photo related to the question?