What’s more concerning are gold yoga pants and bunny ears…

It’s designed to protect “users”.

What could go wrong?

Use 1ft dot io

You can’t “SIM swap” a cryptocurrency account, only custodial services.

You can use Molly (a Signal fork) and have 2 accounts on same device, you need a second phone number though

The fall of the house of Usher vibe

Time to buy SUVs :)

I wonder who got all those images the algorithm got trained on?

Try Tor browser

*degoogled cars