Nice carpet you’ve got there… be a shame if someone… barfed eggs all over it

What’s the worse that could happen?

Freezer burn yo baby

NOM

Also Pros - can be ridden at motorway speeds and can swallow your enemies

Build it and they will cum

HS2, the latest UK high speed rail project is 140 miles and the budget currently stands at about 100bn GBP (…130bn $…?)

10bn gon get you nowhere, sorry

/edit. More rail good, but realistic budgets needed

Steam still says it’s an mmo… what is it then?

No, you weren’t

I showed this to my brother and he told me that his 7 year old, when he wants to sound mature, will announce that he’s the mayor of willytown

I desperately need a book of these for a Christmas present