Less if you replace your tongue with a snail’s radula.

Fucking cream with berry liqueur flavors are always on top.

“Sounds like a problem for someone else to solve”

-coprophiliac enablers everywhere

I’m pretty sure many of the ‘upscale casual’ fast food restaurants sell them. I know I’ve seen them at several of the ‘bakery themed’ ones.

Why would I suck the ice cream? Ya’ll telling me you can’t like the ice cream fast enough to prevent it from melting?

You might be mashing it in your memories with the super crispy / sugar coated / super thin waffle cones you get at something like a creamery store in an outlet mall? Those would snap like a crisp chip with a book dropped on it if you dropped them.

Yuck. It shouldn’t even be called chocolate. How they got permission to call it chocolate is beyond me, but I bet it involved copious bribing.

They do at the scene of the fire, and EMS leaves their ambulances running on scene as well. Cops leave their cars running while out and about, and usually off if they’re parked at the station.

More to the original point though, I’ve never seen cop cars, fire trucks, or ambulances idling at their respective stations. Not a clue what SOOP sees in his area.

clearway

yank tanks

What in the upside down hellscape am I reading here?

I thought mars wasn’t quite the same issue, since it has ‘weather,’ while the moon doesn’t. Its soil should have some measure of erosion, making the dust not quite as large and jagged.

Fuck you, I won’t do what you tell me!

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Okay, fair, but I’m imagining it as reeeeally subtle.

Dehydration is a common cause for cats to be ‘ill’ and brought to the vet,* so it could be that their piss reeks because they are having to concentrate it so much in the first place.

*source: a dimly remembered conversation with a vet friend when I asked her why she was adding water to the already wet food for her cat. She said her cat could never be encouraged to drink enough, so it was her way of staving off the annoyance of giving iv fluids to her own animal someday.

And we’re all jealous of woody the woodpecker on this glorious summer day.

I’m going to give the AI a high five on this one. It’s the hidden mind’s only way of subtly telling the person staring at the screen that they are an idiot. Use the proper program (like one of the dozen MAP apps!) for the proper purpose.

I once thought the females of the species had one opening for both. Growing up on a farm means you have some wicked advanced knowledge compared to other kids your age, but can introduce some really hilarious beliefs…

I never thought about why I thought women were more like our chickens than our horses/cows, but eh, some things just pan out.

Blowing bubbles is always the first thing I taught kids when they were learning to swim.

…that seems like it must have been faked. Even if the nerves had been burned off, that’s serious damage. Nerves are in the dermis, and if that gets burned seriously enough to make all the nerve endings dead, you’re going to have a bad time. Just because the pain isn’t being felt also doesn’t prevent further damage.

I mean, sort of, yes, but also no? It’s another tool of power for a tyrannical government to wield, even if it is against companies I dislike.

Sadly, most of the instances seem to be completely nonfunctional. Nadeko.net seemed to be the only one working for months.