They rebooted this not even 20 years ago. Is there some burning demand for spy satire that makes this make sense? Cause I know there isn’t enough pull from the IP for it.

Understand understand. Understand understand. Understand understand the concept of love.

Yeah, if you live in Scotland. Basically anywhere else and it’s an ecodisaster wrapped in massive land wastage.

Diabetic '93 Bowser Doug Ford is a shitty person. Who could’ve guessed? Couldn’t let Not Just Bikes give your cities free positive press, huh?

Obligatory don’t play with cats using just lasers. The fact that they can’t actual catch the thing causes anxiety. You should complete play with something like a string toy, something they can actually grab and attack to complete the hunt.

https://youtube.com/shorts/0_r3zpORzgg

Chainsaw. Blaringly loud metal music to cover up the sound of said chainsaw. Ear protection because of said chainsaw and music. She was trapped in the box outside of his peripheral, so her attempts to signal failed.

Thanks internet. I didn’t need to remember that video of the amateur magician cutting his wife in half today, but there ya go. Serves young me right for deciding to let that shit in my head, I suppose.

Other, better people have said this before.

Gotta sue for those, this is just charges being dropped.

Yeah, for people who agree with your assessment, are vocal enough with what they’re doing (cause what restaurant is gonna guess that the increased traffic to their takeout is about tipping?), and with a substantial number of them in some focused place, that could absolutely work.

But you’re going to face immense burnout unless people prefer pickup, making this not super likely to ever happen. Especially cause the plan relies heavily on luck.

Or, you get a group of people together, focus efforts on specific restaurants, document what you find and share it with the wider world, and that’d probably do it a whole lot quicker and it’d also be a hell of a lot more likely, too. But hey, you get to decide how you want cut that cake. I’m just a bystander.

As with most things, this requires a lot of organization to pull off. Not impossible, of course, but does require a lot of focused will from the general public. I don’t know if we have enough to spare right now, with so many people giving every minute to just barely surviving

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The speaker was crushed as OPs sudden extreme gravity ripped the earth asunder

Man, I’m gonna blame the perpetrators rather than the victims, but, uh, you do you, I guess?

Do you what indoctrination means? Intelligence has very little to do with it. Smart people can also be indoctrinated.

You’re one of today’s lucky 10,000

It usually doesn’t, but also you have to take entities to court to test that. Most people don’t bother (yay capitalism! Where you can do openly illegal shit so long as no one can afford to tell you no!)

If you’re talking about these stupid screens, as far as I know no one does. But that doesn’t make the screen go away. It costs basically nothing to have that screen pop-up, so it’ll always pop-up.

If you’re talking about it in general, that’s not how you get rid of tipping and just punishes the people who are working for a living.

The second the meaningful voting stops, you stop being a democracy. Simple as.