Well, then what would be a better alternative? Besides, they will take it wether DDG likes it or not.

Duckduckgo is surprisingly okay, even with non-english queries by using the region selector (your experience may vary)

It’s because they never found out about my calculator app, which was totally amazing, and not basic at all.

I can say this is 100% true, I think it’s a combination with it’s mechanism, cheaping out on materials and the screwdriver itself.