Easy. The ones with vowels are C library functions.

Have you looked at the meme I’m commenting on?

But then how did he get to play?

It’s brilliant in its simplicity. I’d never think of that. I’d try to overengineer something out of the environment, but with less skill than MacGyver.

Who has ever said that dolphins aren’t whales?

Fuck. I’d never noticed that. Fuck you very much, now I can’t unsee it.

It’s heading your way.

I agree with your first half, but what the fuck is good about TikTok?

Get caught doing what? What loop am I now out of?

First, what does "paltry"mean (non-native and shit-faced at that, sorry). Second, why do US workers accept this (assuming you are US)? That sounds like kerosene to revolution.

I don’t know what that means, exactly, but 10 sounds too much in any case.

I told my colleagues, I’m proposing the following new policy:

Your luggage isn’t weighed. Instead, the passengers hopeful are put up in a line. One after another, they get their luggage thrown in the face. Those who survive may board the plane.

Additionally, luggage scales will henceforth only have one reading: “If you need to weight it, it’s too heavy, idiot.”

Also, for adding the weights in both reasonable and imperial, you are the MVP of the day.

Say that again when you’ve worked at an airport and handled the idiots’ stupid heavy luggage.

Ursaring, Pangoro, and Beartic are all weak to Fighting. So, just make sure you’ve got your Lucario at hand and Calm Mind-ed up, and pummel them with Aura Sphere. That way, you can also keep your distance.

(Yes, I know Pangoro is a panda and not a black bear. But, uhm, uh… shut up!)

I’ll just get a spray bottle of mercury and fuck your aluminium assface right up.

Though, isn’t being part of a group the closest you can get in terms of relatedness?

Medical terms being used as an insult is a very specific (and problematic) case. And they also weren’t turned into their own opposite. They were equalized with stupidity.

The worst part about that is, game theory is an actual field of math. You know, an ACTUAL theory.

I accept it in colloquial discourse. I’m not happy about it, and I will smartass at everyone who isn’t asking, but I accept that I’m probably fighting a losing battle. But in science, it’s absolutely non-negotiable for words to mean what they mean, and not their own opposite.

Not in person, no. But I’ve had biology profs say that something was “just a theory”.