You really just need, like, a screwdriver set to get into most laptops. Maybe you can search online (e.g. on YouTube) for tutorials for your model. Then you can buy a replacement fan and also replace the thermal paste, because 13-year-old thermal paste surely isn’t doing you any favors in the performance department. Altogether it shouldn’t cost more than €50 (if you’re careful not to break any internals).

BTW, if you want to watch YouTube videos with less resources, you can also copy the video URL into VLC

Or they just expend their effort on the browsers that 96% of people use and not the one that 4% use. I love Firefox, but I don’t think this is the conspiracy you’re claiming it is.

Source?

WSL or bust

TMO is also in the Netherlands (I have my phone plan with them) and in Poland and Czechia

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/T-Mobile_International_AG

IIRC apt actually does support external media (because back in the day, not everyone had fast internet).

From a quick look it looks like it’s specifically for T-Mobile US?

Belgium has them

Eh, this is a classic joke by now. There’s those jokes on the Windows side too (like the ‘delete system32’ one).

Microsoft and Apple have offices around the world though, so it doesn’t really make sense