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That’s one of those songs that fits being sung with a voice full of joy and happiness and also fits being sung in a deranged insane mumbling under your breath while rocking in a padded cell way.

Aaaaand now it’s stuck in everyone’s head.

I need to work out how I can do this, flip off anyone who looks at it.

Like, I can give it a go, see what it’s like.

Well what am I supposed to do on the train to pass the time? You can’t get close and talk to anyone anymore, people get pissy and say I’m “ViOlAtInG tHeIr PeRsOnAl SpAcE”.

Don’t cum on the train!

Don’t edge on the train!

What do you people want from me?

With how weird that movie is, it wouldn’t surprise me if Cthulhu wrote and produced it.

Nah he’s not in it, but he wouldn’t be out of place in that film, in fact he would probably be the least weird thing about it.

I just described the movie Water Babies, one of the wildest kids movies I’ve ever seen, they’re all characters from that movie/acid trip.

The entire film is just the hallucinations of a drowning kid and that’s not even a joke.

Ohhhh dude, you’re missing out ay, he is the sweetest dude ever, he took me on this awesome sea adventure, I met a Scottish lobster, a very camp sword fish, this weird little tribe of pygmy sea people and then I got to meet this awesome god like wallrus.

As the brother said, there’s no show without the parents.

Could you have maybe worded that a bit better Buffy?

APAP: All Politicians Are Pussies.

Nah, first shot nailed it.

No worries, as soon as I read it I knew it had to be an inspirational poster.

I’ll do it this weekend, I promise myself I will.

a month later.

I STILL HAVEN’T DONE THAT THING!

That’s how I spend my days off, constantly in anxiety about getting something done then I’m back at work, with a whole new set of anxiety.

looks like you’ll need to rename your organisation again to Abandon Trump.