dumpster_dove [he/him]

Which is why you need to keep your Hippo INDOORS

“All according to toshi keikaku”

TL note: toshi keikaku means urban planning

Length isn’t everything you know. Unlike me, a humpback could hardly take a bus to the town square to release their mating call from the most efficient location

I feel like I’ve seen that cat somewhere before…

While you were out chasing booty, I studied the bootloader. While you were partying, I mastered the fstab

Missed opportunity to sneak Amigara Fault in there

First distro: Arch

Flying real close to the sun there

That’s why I only use hardware