This is my ex’s number. Real nice lady Jenny was, I got her number from a bathroom wall, we dated for a while but had to breakup. It was mutual but it still hurts.

I think it’s interesting to note that in the 2020 presidential election there was only 5 voters and all 5 voted for Joe Biden.

Also none of these adults look like Marlin Brando.

So home Depot actually had contactless payment for a while like a decade ago but when they switched to new card terminals they got rid of it. No clue why it disappeared but probably a money thing.

Home Depot and Lowe’s are selling similar things this year. The depot actually had one for Halloween and one for Christmas, perfect to add to you Christmas village!

Y’all remember when we found out all the AI in the walkout Amazon grocery stores was just a bunch of dudes in an Indian call center watching cameras? That would be hilarious if this was the same, some random dude in India sshs into this dude computer then gets annoyed about it if date packages on the system and it spirals from there.

He tried but Pres and VP candidates by law have to be from different states.

I got it, I did the math and figured it out Windows 95 is man-made disaster that happens in 2027!

First line of the post is literally “In a country where polygamy is illegal”

Signed in red ink instead of real blood

My first thought when seeing this was future home of an ox bow lake

I think she’s actually left LMG, I either saw a YouTube video from her or am just imagining she uploaded one announcing she had left the company.

Yeah but Venus is a dry heat…

This is the answer, if you’re not in academia you likely need to be in logistics, maintenance, or be a doctor/nurse.

I think they probably choose Westfield for that reason, implying it’s a for profit prison.

Unit 1 at three mile island only stopped producing power in 2019. The company that owned the unit (both units at TMI are owned by different companies) were in the process of decommissioning the unit but was expecting to finish until 2079. They apparently said in 2017 it was costing to much to generate power there. This all from wikipedia.

This is how I got my first Ubuntu isos. In 2006ish I had a bondi blue iMac G3 that I got from a friend. I wanted to put Linux on it but my Internet was pretty meh so I ordered the Ubuntu disks for all three supported architectures at the time. I never got it running on that iMac because it would kernel panic while loading from the disk.

This cricket ground is around twice the seating capacity of the stadium in the post. America really fucked up.

Nah team owners don’t care. They’re only making money from the tv deal, concessions and gate fees. They cut off concessions before the end of the game, tickets are bought before the game and the TV deal doesn’t matter what traffic looks like. There’s no advantage for owners to keep people at the games longer.

In case you didn’t know this is Dodgers Stadium in LA and opened 1962 so land was much cheaper then. Also all the land this stadium sits on was seized via eminent domain for a federally funded housing project but because of socialism the city bought the land from the federal government for pennies on the dollar then the Dodgers bought the land and built the stadium there.

Another fun fact about this stadium is it’s built over a couple ravines. They leveled the top of the surrounding hills and used that dirt to fill in the ravines. The parking lot northwest of third base has a buried elementary school under it.