Go start your own thread then if it’s important to you. That’s the whole point, don’t hijack the conversation. Sucks when it happens to you, don’t do it to other people as revenge.

What a nice young fellow that was!

Taking away information so I can’t choose how best to use my time… yeah fuck that enshittification.

Even makeup is afraid to tell the old man no

This is not my beautiful house! This is not my beautiful wife!

What preditor was so fast horses had to evolve to that extent??

Be noisy as hell

The court heard that Ms Wildman

What a name.

Jfc that’s gross

Is that a bed pan filled with milk? That’s naaasty

You’d be insecure too if everyone loudly hated you with a burning passion

Oh shit forgot about that. I was in high school when we figured that out.

Only problem is cockroach lifespan means you have to do this once a year. Or train them to glue them on themselves

Maybe ultra low frequency somehow.

Use your spider-centered language folks!

It should be: Spiders who are temporarily experiencing homelessness.

Well I almost said the world, but figured a pedant would come correct me about a specific example…

Isn’t there someone like this in every town in the country?

Ohhhh I get it. The guy hated the stress of Mondays, so he killed Prez Garfield, who is later reincarnated as Garfield the cat who now hates Mondays because they remind him of his assassination.

“See! She’s not perfect, so you cant criticize trump for any of his flaws or you are a hypocrite!”

All politicians are the same! Our quarterback is cooler than your girl! Go Red team!

The pessimist in me worries it will break in a storm then get paraded around as an example of why wind can’t replace fossil fuels…