you can get over it quickly by taking 2x the LD50 of Tylenol.

I died at this.

Clearly Australians have danger-handling handled.

nazi puppet corrupt regime

humanspiral, could you please provide the Definition of “nazi” you’re using in this phrase? Pasted quote from linked source preferred.

Paqui One Chip Challenge available again!?

We should also thank Network Time Protocol. And if wireless carriers are using something else, perhaps that too.

Her husband, James Brown, told Newsweek that he “100 percent” regrets his vote for Trump.

Blease Excuse Dear My Aunt Sally

Not if you move the bin with paper towel grip

Next up: critiquing the arm segments, in 6, 4, 5 …

I prefer https://youtu.be/MxmKc0OhsnU – deeper, shorter.

Many people have jobs that entail (essentially) fixing others’ mistakes. One doesn’t discard history at the start of each year.

It’s stunning that only one response (so far) has included parentheses.

spermy scat sometime soon

Washington state largely does this. Voters’ Pamphlets

OracleMaker was too problematic.

Unopened empty can of tuna

I call shenanigans!

It is, but it’s unambiguous enough that OpenStreetMap adopted it instead of the British English term.

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In democracies, laws exist to grant people freedom from the power of the state, not to grant the state freedom from the power of the people. Any laws that grant cops protection from the people are laws of a tyranny. We get only the protections of the state that our rights make possible and no more. Trading freedom for security gets us neither.

Correction: In democracies, laws exist to grant power to the state, not to grant people freedom from the state. For example, I’m guessing that in your nearest democracy, there’s probably not a law granting you the freedom to stand still for more than a minute or lie down for more than a minute. The people’s freedom is a default.

Now, perhaps what you were thinking of was that some laws have exceptions (that might be phrased as affirmative defenses). But those aren’t granting freedom to the people, they are restricting law enforcement. It’s like a “tax refund” — the government isn’t giving you their money, it’s returning your own money.

French’s Ketchup is a thing too!