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Brooklyn woman sues Subway, claims Steak & Cheese sandwich in ad has ‘200% more meat’.

As a Texan who has no pride in their state at all and is actively making plans to move to a different state, I strongly disagree.

I wear a bra because I feel weird when my tits are bouncing freely in public, or when I know that others can see my nipples. I don’t think there’s anything inherently wrong with going braless, but I definitely have been conditioned to feel weird about it, and it’s hard to shake.

This helped me understand my brother a little more.

skin dogs

I understand how you meant this, but my brain definitely came up with a terrifying mental image.

I can’t sleep on my back, if I do, my SO would probably murder me.

I don’t understand.

Thanks for the correction and explanation!

For real, had to read it like 3x to understand. The amount of commas in the OP title is just unnatural. I might even do:

No Okta, it was senior management - not an errant employee - that caused you to get hacked.

If that’s wrong, then I have no idea what hyphens are for lol.

I’m fluently bilingual in English and Spanish, and I grew up going to a Spanish speaking Presbyterian church. The kids in my high school taught me that “pan” (the spanish word for “bread”) was slang for “pussy”, so everytime my grandpa (the pastor) recited the Lord’s prayer, I always had a huge smile on my face thinking about him asking God to give us our daily allowance of pussy.