That’s a really old xkcd! Thanks for digging it out!

You’re still underestimating human stupidity? In 2023??

What’s a “year-post”?

That’s fine. People who don’t care about cookies will accept them anyway and those who do care about cookies will know not to visit that site anymore.

Your own fault for having a face and toes and dangling both in front of feral killers. Also, they wanted food and you chose to selfishly indulge in resting your body while your superiors literally fought starvation with their last bit of strength left. I also assume the bottom of the feeding bowl was visible, you monster! You probably deserve everything you got.

“Dick”, the censored word is “Dick”, kids.

This is not US cable TV. Let’s keep it that way.

But it was his plan!