As I understand it, sharks aren’t actually hungry all that often. They eat, then just spend a lot of time being chill sharks.

lol thanks for saving me the trouble of fact checking myself too

Ah, hadn’t heard of that, I guess I’ll have to check it out.

What browser are you going to use?

*would have

Oh I’m getting lit either way

Finally, some meaningful reform!

Sure, that’s how many cybertrucks were vandalized, but how many were spray painted on?

Always urlencode your passwords!

Wait, that doesn’t seem right…

That was super cool.

Wow that’s crazy. I still remember some of the questions that supposedly made me and my partner 99% compatible. That’s such a drastic shift for them.

Edit for unrelated story: My second highest match was like 97%, but she clarified in her profile that she was looking for a bi third to join her and her partner. OKC kept recommending her so eventually I just messaged her to say “I’m not what you’re looking for but good luck!”

The customer initiated the transaction under the conditions that currently exist.

I feel like that’s what the percentage was meant to approximate. Because more people in a party are likely to have a larger bill and will definitely be more work. Of course there are more variables and one constant percentage won’t always result in the same reasonable wage for their work.

I googled “was Avogadro ugly” and found this picture posted on r/funny ten years ago. But also quite a few people seem to agree that he was indeed quite ugly.

I never get these things where people are like “ah ha, we outsmarted the company by using an undocumented* feature they provide!” But like, they control the feature and they know it exists, you’re not getting away with something.

* or sometimes even documented

yeah

Not to mention several or none of those things, combined with some type of neurodivergence. Like, I know I’m supposed to engage socially here and if it’s not a situation I have much experience with I might just accidentally tell the truth in some way that NT’s think is weird.

I’ve kind of understood “dealer” to be someone who sells illegal drugs, and “budtender” to be someone who works the counter at a legal dispensary. I dunno for sure, I don’t actually encounter these concepts often.

It does seem kind of silly, I mean we already have words that describe people who work in stores. On the other hand, it’s specific and easily understood from the first hearing.

I like how incredibly wholesome your comment is.

Also I agree. I hadn’t thought about either of those things but I like the perspectives.

Schizophrenic