Mayor Poopington

Imagine being upset by something as normal as body hair. If I ever have kids I’m keeping them away from you.

“25% of our code was copied off of GitHub”

I don’t think either of you will be able to smell each other because eating 2000 lbs of garlic will surely kill you.

Menards are stuck to methighs

You must be fun at parties

Not entirely true. A number of them are definitely spam, but there are many organizations that do text outreach and there is definitely a person at the other end. They will remove you from their lists if you reply with stop.

That one guy is pitching in $5 so now Google owes $10,779,224,060,605,346,999,999,999,999,999,995

These organizations trade phone lists, kind of like what telemarketers do. Sometimes the lists can be outdated. Unfortunately replying “stop” to each one is the only way that’s going to slow it down.

Tbf, we get tons of practice. Ever seen a toddler feed themselves? Food goes everywhere but their mouth.

Doesnt surprise me. Last company I worked for switched from UKG to Workday and it broke everything. A good chunk of employees got late paychecks, overtime hours didnt calculate right so some people got shorted, and on top of that two rounds of corrected W2s had to be sent out.

Mine Internet at 500gb, but it’s only an extra $10 for unlimited data. My cell data is unlimited but I know they throttle speed after a certain amount. At least I don’t get charged extra.

tell me more about this brain penis

Pretty much. Can’t see the rest of the article, but most likely it’s just tower data, which only gives a general location. But as soon as you pull your phone out and get messages you would be traceable. Kind of defeats the purpose of having a phone

Regular glass just tastes like blood

Same as razor blades

Mmmm cheese flavored glass

Don’t tell me you’re one of those scrubs who poops sitting down

We will make fun of how you hold a spoon. It doesn’t mean anything, were just giving each other shit.

Gave up on Samsung after the S4, guess I will keep not buying their products

My personal favorite, some kommandos believing painting themselves purple would make them sneakier because no one’s ever seen a purple ork.

Judging by how many stickers like this I’ve seen on the road, I’m going with no, there aren’t any laws like that.