You absolute tw#t!
I bloody knew it. Well f#ck you. It’s my birthday in October and you can bet your neighbourly arse I’ll only be inviting the other half of the street to the local. I’m sure they’ll all come and we’ll have a much better time than you all did.
Apart from the dicks at number 5 obviously. But f#ck them and their 4 cars. Parking all up the road and keeping their drive empty so it’s easier to put their bin out a day early.
Dicks.
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Olivia Colman. Everything she’s in is better for having her. She even made car insurance ads good back in the day as the lovely Bev. Loads of successes, but she still seems to have that air of fragility about her, that it could all come crashing down at any moment…