Of the cast, I only disliked one of them and it had nothing to do with his performance. Yasim as Ford was such a good surprise choice and Rockwell was absolutely born to play Zaphod. The cast was stellar imo, but the project (mos) def had other issues…

Mr. Purrrty, Vengeful Keeper of Melons
Cost: 2 colorless mana, 1 white mana, 1 green mana

Vigilance, Lifelink, Ward 1

When Mr. Purrrty enters, create a 0/1 melon token with “you may tap this card for one green mana. When you do, create a 0/1 melon token with this same effect”

Whenever one or more melons you control leave the field, put a +1/+1 counter on Mr. Purrrty. Whenever one or more melons enter the field under your control, you may move one +1/+1 counter from Mr. Purrrty to any other creature you control. Each of these effects can only be activated once each turn.

Melons you control have Ward 1.

Power: 1 / Toughness: 2

Name checks out

Better than than cigs, if nothing else

Subterfuge and creative thought are valuable skills. As long as you use them to subvert cruelty, there is nothing to be worried about.

Your “friend” sounds like they’re due for at least one brick to the ribs. You deserve better, dude. Get that loser out of your life!

I could be mistaken, but I think the gargoyle is something like a mythical creature that should not be directly named in some Native American cultures. Sounds a lot like ‘winnebago’ or ‘Wendy goes’, if that helps any.

The legend himself was on Sixteenth Minute of Fame recently. He’s an interesting guy, and you can really tell that he takes amphetamines to treat his adhd lol

Edit: I mean that in the best of ways ofc. That boy can jabber jaw like an absolute beast

It’s a joke. They are pretending they can’t remember the very obvious/absurd/silly/etc thing, so they have to check their notes before finishing the thought.

I think it might have its origin in courtroom dramas having prosecutors being catty with the defense but that’s just a barely informed guess tbh

I woke up very sick this morning and this is the first thing to make me smile today. Thanks for sharing lol

As a great and nameless character on Cowboy Bebop once said; “seems that way”.