Ugh she is precious!!

Or restraining order

You rock, I can’t believe I didn’t try the three dot menu - thank you!!

Version 15

This is so dumb, I love it

I wanted my name to be Jerrica for a while there

Breathtaking

Man why you gotta do us like that Oatmeal

You’re doing the lordt’s work.

Hims adorbs 🖤

Yup, I believe it’s Fallingwater

Regularly? Yes. A one-off? Not the biggest sin.

It seems like every episode of Discovery must contain:

• A red alert
• A fistfight or space battle
• Egregious unnecessary special effects
• A tear-filled conversation, often at a very inappropriate time
• A character saying “When I was younger” to start a stupid overwrought reason why the current mission has personal meaning for them due to some deep trauma or insecurity
• Somebody saying how important it is to “connect” with others
• Some race against the clock that would not be needed if the characters would quit crying to each other and act like goddamn professionals
• Cringeworthy unprofessional levels of awkwardness

I’m speed-hatewatching my way through it, on season 5 right now and I can’t wait until this stupid shit is over.

Everybody’s talking about the dick and balls, meanwhile I’m stunned by the gun show. That cat is jacked!

Don’t you clean your toilet brush after you use it?

I’m out of the loop, what’s wrong with Brave?

I’ve resorted to appending every Google search with “-ai” because I don’t want to see their bullshit summaries. Outsourcing our thinking is lazy and dangerous, especially when the technology is so flawed.

Real question, how can you tell it’s AI?

Lookin like World 1-3

Robogreyhound